Mega Brothers: Bed Boys

"My brother Jorgon likes to ram a clothcord up inside of my rip-canyon."
-Enord Ponkhoggle

Jorgon and Enord, the fun-guys behind the local-access-wire television show "Mega Brothers: Bed Boys" are known in the Southwest Lower Smazwad County as the premiere teen-aged bed pranksters. Legendary social critic and fun-guy enthusiast Shim Tightwad once said that the Ponkhoggler brothers were "the most important thing ever to happen to the bed-prank/good-times community."

For those of you who haven't seen Mega Brothers: Bed Boys, every week is a new adventure in foolers and goofs. The Ponkhoggle brothers think up a new round of sillies to pull on one another within the confines of their undersized bunked bed. On last week's episode, Enord carved a hole up into Jorgon's bunk and pulled his underpants off at 4am. The week before that Jorgon popped all his pimples down onto Enord while he did a snumble-snooze. Next week's episode will feature a guest appearance by none other than Porkball legend Gary Sheepsblood. Gary vows to channel his "sports strength" to fold the Ponkhoggler brothers' bunkbed into a massive wooden taco and throw it out the second story window onto their parents front lawn WITH THE BED BOYS CRAMMED INSIDE.

Stay tuned!

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Critical reviews of Mega Brothers: Bed Boys (from around the SW Lower Smazwad County area):

"Jorgon and Enord have hand-crafted a piece of genuine art that casts a dark and murky shadow over every other thing in my life, including my wife and kids."
-Shim Tightwad, the Smazwad Grumbus

"At first, I thought this was just another show about kids in bed. Then I learned about all the pranks and honkers that go on after midnight. That's when it really got my attention!"
-Rigger Manhole, the Daily Hork

"My favorite episode was when Jorgon did a top-bunk bedflip into the wall and bonked his noggin. It woke Enord up at 3am! Hilarious!"
-Fud-Fud Figgle, the Pinkle Tuesday Express