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CEO Executive Events Coordinator Administer Muscle-Beast Wrangler Bortor Dergun for Campulls Supsup Mantime Meals was posed with a challenging question at a press conference that was held at Glistening Veins Gym in Tuscan Arizone, USA. While the reporter inquired about the future of Mantime Meals' new product, Dergun snapped a full grown bull's neck in five places while miXXXing his new sup with Lord Lift Powder, a weight training supplement. He then proceeded to pull the bull's head clean off and wear it as a hat. This gave all the manbraves uncontrollable erections, and the woman with worthless fallopian tubes became pregnant with triplet mini-wrestling boys with admirably large penises.

Reporter: "How is your new supsup better than foods that can't be eaten without chewing?"

Bortor Dergun: "Buffalo Chunk has always brought big success when it comes to getting pulsing results with no sweat and hardly stalls the gym-jams. With Hot Slab Gruel, you've got a pissed off flavor that penetrates to the core center. It's a new scientific formula that targets the quads and lats in a way that actually substitutes the rest of the blood in your body for more muscle. All that's left is to perfect the concoction until your bones and skin are also consolidated into more muscle. Fuck Yeah (copyrighted).

Reporter: "Can we see a demonstration?" (cannot hide his erection, gives up trying)

Bortor Dergun: "Sure thing... hurrrrrr!"