They're just a couple of snarlers. Don't take their meat. Their tasty meat. Or they'll show their teeth and curl their lip and say "I'm about to nip." When you're a dog all you live for is a log. A log of meat. A tasty treat. Don't fool with a mutt or he'll tear your butt. Don't hassle a hound or he'll put you underground. Don't tease a pooch or he'll give you a smooch. A smooch of dogfang.